Unlike the two previous Fridays, I am completely aware of the fact that I am due to write a limerick. In honor of Thanksgiving's approach I give you, Ima J. Berky (I'll bet you'll never guess where this rhyme scheme is going).

A young wife named Ima J. Berky
was at war with the Thanksgiving turkey.
It may seem absurd
to fight with a bird
but a fowl that shoots back is quite quirky.

Oh...this is the card I sent my apology in for Owen's teacher. I made two of them and I've listed the second one on Etsy. Waste not want not.