So punctual was Idabelle Fox She atomic clocks Socks more »

At the beach was where Rachel McFann Let the first boy she met hold her hand Her date slyly asked her Which would fade faster Her love or the lines from her tan? more »

There was something odd about Theodore And not something small one could just ignore Just to hear from his brain He seemed perfectly sane But to look, one must notice his pinafore more »

What would have become of old Theodore, Had his wife not been wearing her pinafore? If not, poor Theo would be no more. more »

Young Love captured Rita and Melbourne, But all would be lost should their folks learn. They met once at the shore, And then nevermore, Their embraces were told in their sunburn. more »